Okay, I'm shaking my head right now. Are all boys as disgusting as my little monsters? And at what point did they turn into such dirty little things?
Right now they are on the couch playing with a refrigerator toy. This thing asks them a question and then they push another button to record their answer. After it's done recording, it plays back what they said. Okay, so the question was "what do you do in the morning?". Simple enough. So they push the button and start rambling. "I get up, I eat breakfast, I play with toys, I watch a show..." and I'm listening and thinking that all this sounds right. But they keep going because they haven't said anything amusing enough yet, "...I pee in my pants and I poop in my underwear and my diaper my diaper my diaper..."! Huh? You would think my house was covered in nasty undergarments, but it's not. And who is wearing a diaper that they are pooping in? Is something only funny if it involves the words poop, penis or diaper? I'm thinking yes.
The problem is this was just their dirty discussions. On our walk home from school on Friday I observed my 5-year-old who was already all too familiar with the 5 second rule when you drop a fruit snack on the sidewalk. Moments later he pulled his pants down to pee on some bushes and when some splattered and hit his hand, he felt the need to put those fingers in his mouth!!! I was speechless.
I would have to say on a daily basis these boys perform some act that has me shaking my head and wondering where they come up with the ideas for their dirty games and disgusting actions. I haven't ever peed on my hands and then put them in my mouth. I certainly don't remember showing them how much fun it was to put a full roll of toilet paper in the potty and then ball up snowballs of it and throw them at the tub wall. Certainly I must be getting paid back for something that my husband did as a child. And everytime they do something nasty and then look at me and smile, their expressions look just like their Daddy's.
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